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SB-160. |
Banta: Yaaar Meri
BIWI mere Dost Ke sath bhaag gayi. MAN: Uski yaad aati hogi
na. Banta: Haa Yaar.... bahut acha Dost Tha. |
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| SB-159. |
Banta visits Chinese
friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Banta
goes2 China 2 finds meaning of friend’s last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!" |
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| SB-158. |
Banta to Girlfriend:
Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe
hai. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Banta: 1 biwi
aur 3 bacche. |
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| SB-157. |
A Teacher lecturing
on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman gives
birth to a kid. Banta stands up - we must find & stop
her! |
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| SB-156. |
Banta asks Santa
how was his exam? Santa: It was ok but i couldn’t answer
past tense of THINK. I thought thought & finally i wrote
'THUNK'. |
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| SB-155. |
A dog is chasing
a Santa. Santa laughs while running. U know y? He says "Mera
to airtel hai phir bhi hutch ka network follow kar raha hai" |
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| SB-154. |
"Oh, look
at the dead bird." Santa looked skyward and said "Where,
Where? |
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| SB-153. |
Santa went to battery
shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide
laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? |
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Banta: Sitting
on The Top of the Mountain and Studying... When a Person asked
what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar!!!
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Banta starts shouting
in a store... Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper:
there is nothing free with this oil. Banta: it is written
CHOLESTEROL FREE |
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