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SB-160.

Banta: Yaaar Meri BIWI mere Dost Ke sath bhaag gayi. MAN: Uski yaad aati hogi na. Banta: Haa Yaar.... bahut acha Dost Tha.

 

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This Santa Banta SMS is contributed by: Miss Shreya D.

SB-159.

Banta visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Banta goes2 China 2 finds meaning of friend’s last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE!"

 

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This Santa Banta SMS is contributed by: Miss Nilanjana B.

SB-158.

Banta to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Banta: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

 

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This Santa Banta SMS is contributed by: Mr. Raju A.

SB-157.

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. Banta stands up - we must find & stop her!

 

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This Santa Banta SMS is contributed by: Mr. Lalit J.

SB-156.

Banta asks Santa how was his exam? Santa: It was ok but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK. I thought thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

 

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This Santa Banta SMS is contributed by: Miss Dipali D.

SB-155.

A dog is chasing a Santa. Santa laughs while running. U know y? He says "Mera to airtel hai phir bhi hutch ka network follow kar raha hai"

 

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This Santa Banta SMS is contributed by: Miss Debasmita M.

SB-154.

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Santa looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

 

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This Santa Banta SMS is contributed by: Mr. Ramesh R.

SB-153.

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

 

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This Santa Banta SMS is contributed by: Mr. Chandan H.

SB-152.

Banta: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar!!!

 

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This Santa Banta SMS is contributed by: Miss Hritika S.

SB-151.

Banta starts shouting in a store... Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: there is nothing free with this oil. Banta: it is written CHOLESTEROL FREE

 

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This Santa Banta SMS is contributed by: Miss Rita K.
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