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Banta: Marte
waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai |
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| SB-164. |
A lady calls
Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out. |
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| SB-163. |
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi |
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| SB-162. |
Santa was
getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon,
sab maroge! |
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| SB-161. |
Once Banta
was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a
banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day, on his way
to the office, he noticed a banana peel and exclaimed
"Sala aaj bhi phisalna hoga" |
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