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| SB-150. |
You should be sure
the person is Banta when he:
• Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to
make up his mind.
• Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• Tries to drown a fish in water.
• Thinks socialism means partying.
• Trips over a cordless phone.
• Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign
Here" he puts
"Sagittarius.".
• Studies for a blood test and fails.
• Sells the car for gas money.
• Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport
left". He turns around and goes home.
• Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor. |
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| SB-149. |
Pappu to Santa:
Baap idhar aa. Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat
se bulate hai. Pappu: Baap izzat se idhar aa!. |
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| SB-148. |
Santa and Banta
were walking together. Santa: Yaar mar gaya, meri biwi aur
premika saath aa rahi hain. Banta: oye, main bhi ye hi bol
raha tha. |
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| SB-147. |
Banta: Mistri,
Bed Majbut banana. Mere bete ko BAHU ke sath sona hai. Mistry:
Aisa majbut bed babaunga ki sara Maholla BAHU ke sath soye
to bhi nahi tutega. |
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| SB-146. |
Santa: Raatko film
main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom
rahi thi... Jeeto: Koun si film thi ? Santa: Apni shaadi ki
movie thi! |
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| SB-145. |
Santa joined new
job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Santa:
Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. |
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| SB-144. |
Santa! Your daughter
has died! Depressed, Banta jumps from 100th floor. At 50th
floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th floor:
I'm unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa. |
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| SB-143. |
Banta calls Air
India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
Just a sec," comes an answer. "Thank you."
says the Banta and hangs up! |
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| SB-142. |
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... |
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| SB-141. |
Banta's wish: when
I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his
sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was
driving.. |
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