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Teacher: What’s
the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school is a place where
father pays and the child plays! |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Mita C. |
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An apple a day
keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Debasmita M. |
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A sardar learning
English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Priyajit C. |
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2 sardars were
fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think
that we both copied. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Susanta D. |
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Teacher: Ramu,
what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Puja M. |
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A little boy wasn’t
getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher
on the shoulder and said, "I don’t want to scare
you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking." |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Shelly C. |
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Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation,
Girls r my destination,
Dating is my occupation,
Flirting is my profession,
What the hell is this education? |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Amaresh D. |
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Sardar 1: I'm very
kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was
going & I sent my wife with him. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Debasish G. |
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One Early morning
a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: "Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school."
SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don’t want to
go to school."
SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers
hate me."
MOM: "Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have
to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?"
MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are
the PRINCIPAL of
the school." Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Susmita S. |
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Dear God, Thank
u for making me healthy, Can u also make me sexy? If u can’t
make me sexy, plz make all my friends fat and ugly. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Rajrupa M. |
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