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Teacher:
What’s the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school
is a place where father pays and the child plays! |
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This
Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Mita C. |
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An apple
a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit. |
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This
Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Debasmita
M. |
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A sardar
learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney. |
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This
Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Priyajit
C. |
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2 sardars
were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will
think that we both copied. |
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This
Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Susanta
D. |
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Teacher:
Ramu, what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot
see Mumbai. |
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This
Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Puja M. |
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A little
boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day
he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, "I
don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if
I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to
get a spanking." |
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This
Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Shelly
C. |
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Pledge Of
Boys:
India is my nation,
Girls r my destination,
Dating is my occupation,
Flirting is my profession,
What the hell is this education? |
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This
Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Amaresh
D. |
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Sardar 1:
I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved
1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend
was going & I sent my wife with him. |
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This
Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Debasish
G. |
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One Early
morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him
up.
MOM: "Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school."
SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don’t want
to go to school."
SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the
teachers hate me."
MOM: "Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you
have to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I should go
to school?"
MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you
are the PRINCIPAL of
the school." Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e |
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This
Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Susmita
S. |
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Dear God,
Thank u for making me healthy, Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy, plz make all my friends
fat and ugly. |
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This
Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Rajrupa
M. |
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