FN-40.

Teacher: What’s the meaning of a school? Ritesh: A school is a place where father pays and the child plays!

FN-39.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

FN-38.

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

FN-37.

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

FN-36.

Teacher: Ramu, what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.

FN-35.

A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, "I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."

FN-34.

Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation,
Girls r my destination,
Dating is my occupation,
Flirting is my profession,
What the hell is this education?

FN-33.

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

FN-32.

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. 
MOM: "Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school."
SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school."
SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM: "Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?"
MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school." Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e

FN-31.

Dear God, Thank u for making me healthy, Can u also make me sexy? If u can’t make me sexy, plz make all my friends fat and ugly.