FN-50.

Son: Dad, are you getting taller? Dad: No, why do you ask? Son: Because your head is growing through your hair!

FN-49.

Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next

FN-48.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

FN-47.

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: "Aaj Light Khana hai!".

FN-46.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

FN-45.

When u feel lonely and alone, Can’t see any 1 around u, The world seems to be fading away, Come along wid me, I’ll take u 2 the eye specialist.

FN-44.

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

FN-43.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

FN-42.

Arz kiya hai -
Hoon mein doctor jahan,
Meri wife hai nurse wahan.
Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he.

FN-41.

Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. Sardar says 2 mosquito.