FN-30.

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

FN-29.

Another MOON ? ………..Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice

FN-28.

Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, "Too many characters no story". Librarian: "So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory"

FN-27.

When U feel that nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 u
& everyone is ignoring U, n hating U,
U should ask Urself..
Saala Chakkar kya hai!

FN-26.

Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

FN-25.

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it".

FN-24.

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

FN-23.

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing: "zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !"

FN-22.

Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2 die? Husband: B'coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

FN-21.

When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate,
1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill,
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.