FN-15.

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

FN-14.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."

FN-13.

When u feel sad …
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

FN-12.

Can u pronounce good english :- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking...

FN-11.

Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!