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Santa: Aaj TV
pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.
Santa: kyu?
Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai. |
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| J-374. |
[After Marriage]
Santa - oye, bhabi ka kya nam hai?
Banta - Google Kaur!
Santa - aisa kyu?
Banta - sawal ek pucho jawab 10 milta hai. |
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| J-373. |
Santa - agar tumhe
1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta - to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna
treatment karaunga.. |
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| J-372. |
Worst PJ..
Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge me rakhane ke baad bhi garam
rehti hai?
Kya hua nai pata...
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Ans - garam masala. |
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| J-371. |
1 jaat ne apni
kharab car k niche kutte ko leta hua dekha.
to kutte ko 1 dum se khicha or kaha "Bahar likad kamin
tanne banau Automobile Engineer..." |
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