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J-370. |
Jo dusro ki madat
karta hai uski madat bhagwan karta hai.
Newly invented:
Jo kisi ki madat nhi karta uski madat Google karta H. |
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J-369. |
Boss: How long
did you work for your last boss? Secretary: Until he married
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J-368. |
Girlfriend to
Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam
kar ke dikhaoge.
Funny Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya
ho sakta hai? |
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J-367. |
CHINTI auto me
baithi or 1 pair bahar rakha.
Driver - mam pair andar rakho.
CHINTI - nhi, raste me HATHI mile to LAAT marni hai, kal saala
aankh maar k gya tha... |
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J-366. |
Pinky - raat ko
mujhse milne ghar ki chat par aana.
Raju - kyu??
Pinky - mujhey tumhey rakhi jo bandni hai |
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