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J-360. |
Boy - I Love u
Girl ne boy se pucha main bhi tumse i love u kahu to kya karoge
Boy - khushi se mar jaaunga
Girl - ja pagle nahi kehti.... JEE Le apni zindgi... |
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J-359. |
Ek Ladka Ladki
Hotel mein gaye....
Waiter:- Kya Loge???
Ladki:- Sabjiyo wali Gujiya.
Waiter:- What???
Ladka:- ye Biharan hai, MOMOS mang rahi hai. Kuch shikh le |
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J-358. |
A Good Teacher
Is Who Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who Stands 0utside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO".. |
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J-357. |
Man Asks Wife
- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Wife Says - I'd Take Half n Leave You?
Husband - Perfect ! I've Won $10 , Here's $5
Now Get Lost ... |
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J-356. |
Jethalal - Agr
meri shadi meri marji se hoti
Wah - wah
Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti
Wah - wah
To TAPUDA teri mummy DAYA nhi BABITA hoti.. |
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