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Doctor ke haath
me phoolon ki mala dekhkar patient ne poocha:
Doctor ye mala kiske liye he? Doctor ne jawab diya:
Yeh mera pehla operation he agar success gaya to mere liye
varna tumhare liye. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Ishika K. |
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| HF-87. |
Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag! |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Tamalika N. |
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| HF-86. |
Sardar orders
pizza. Waiter : Sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or into
8 pieces? Sardar : 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Rabi D. |
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| HF-85. |
Pichle zamane ki
ladkiyan yeh kehti thi : "Pehla pehla pyaar hai, Aankhon
me khumaar hai, Aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai".
But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai : "pehla pehla pyaar
hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA
TAIYAAR HAI" |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Subhojit M. |
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| HF-84. |
Ekdin Sardar sapne
mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank's Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME
TRUE"........ |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Sreejoyee C. |
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| HF-83. |
U r so sexy u drive
me insane. I luv u so much dat my heart is in pain. Ur sexy
voice puts me in a slumber. Oh damn! I'm sorry I have the
wrong number. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Miss Dipika P. |
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| HF-82. |
Q : Aisi ki taisi
kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule. |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Ashok C. |
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Film dekhna hai??
Dekhao...............
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Dekha?
yeh Sanjay Lila Bhanshali ka naya film "WHITE" |
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This Funny
SMS is contributed by: Mr. Susanta D. |
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